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Anonymous Coward 

(from Slashdot) A name automatically given to an anonymous user who posts comments on a message board, meant to motivate users to register.
I set my threshold so that I don't have to look at all the stupid comments from Anonymous Cowards.
Anonymous Coward by Amanda April 20, 2004
Words you can keep

anonymous coward 

Someone who dishes abuse and judges others on blogs and webposts anonymously without any accountability for their words and actions. This anonymous coward who works in internet advertising monitors my web surfing then uses that to subjectively talk shit to me everyday through succesive and creative internet ads because they have nothing better to do at work. You fucking loser.
anonymous coward by josephp February 25, 2014

Anonymous Coward 

keyboard bandit abuse given by an unknown and un named source in internet chat rooms and such.
i deleated the anonymous coward (keyboard bandit) from my friends list.
Anonymous Coward by had yer maw July 26, 2006

Anonymous Coward 

Name for a blogger who is old enough to join the military, too old to stay at home and is spoiled rotten.
Anonymous Coward writes: Our president needs to be impeached for his terroristic act of waging war.
Anonymous Coward by Bustedjaouted September 25, 2007

Anonymous Cowardon 

A variation of the "Anonymous Coward" pseudo-login used on Slashdot. Posts attributed to Anonymous Cowardon (with the -on suffix) were created by a registered, logged-in Slashdot user who chose to post anonymously.
"This terrific post was written by an Anonymous Cowardon."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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