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Ankle Shark 

A cat that attacks ankles, biting or scratching them.
"That cat was feral, I brought it inside and it is quite the ankle shark I am bleeding now".
Ankle Shark by Oract 99 June 27, 2023

Ankle sharking 

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.
Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.
Ankle sharking by JpodNi February 6, 2020
Word of the Day on February 20, 2023

ankle sharking 

when a cat is walking in circles around your feet, usually waiting for food and/or attention, and occasionally rubs up against your ankles/legs with it's face or rear end. Motion is reminiscent of sharks circling their prey.
When I got home Boris was totally ankle sharking me because I forgot to feed him that morning.
ankle sharking by wingnut76 November 30, 2009

ankleshanker 

A name given to the bastard cat that shanks his or her Owner's ankles.
That cat just shanked my ankle, what an Ankleshanker

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026