Angry Gravekeeper 

When your doing your girlfriend in the ass and just before you come you smack her in the head with a shovel, not too hard as you don't want to knock her out. At which point she should turn and you pull out and come in her eye. Then hand her the shovel and push her backwards onto a chair, holding her bruised head and squinting at you with a shovel in her hand, she will now remind you of an angry gravekeeper.

Gus: hey jack, I heard you gave Meg the angry gravekeeper last night.
Jack: yeah... she was pissed. I thought she was gonna hit me with the shovel.

Angry Gravekeeper by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008

reverse angry gravekeeper 

When your doing your girlfriend in the ass and your girlfriend pulls out, spins round and in hits you in the face with a shovel. As you stand up dazed and holding your head she pokes you in the eye, puts the shovel in your hands and pushes you backwards onto a chair, making you look like an angry gravekeeper.

Tom: When I was doing Sarah in the ass last night she gave me the reverse angry gravekeeper.
Ben: Didn't she do that in return for the angry gravekeeper you gave her last night.
Tom: Yeah. If I wasn't so dazed after she hit me with the shovel I would have smacked her in the face with it.

reverse angry gravekeeper by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008

Dead angry gravekeeper

When your doing your girlfriend in the ass and you grab a shovel and hit her in the head with it. Then you pull out and come in her eye. After that you take the shovel and snap it in half so half the shaft and the head of the shovel is in one hand and the other half of the shaft and the handle of the shovel is in the other hand. You then thrust the part of the shovel with the handle on it into her pussy, making sure the shaft goes in first not the handle. Finally you hit her in the head with the head of the shovel until she's dead and prop her up on a chair. You then put the part of the shovel with the head on it into her hands and she should look like a dead angry gravekeeper.

Jack: I gave Meg the dead angry gravekeeper last night.
Gus: Shit you killed her. Dude I think your gonna have to leave the country.

Dead angry gravekeeper by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012