Angry Elf

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When candy canes are inserted into the anus/vagina while screaming "JINGLE MY BELLS DADDY"

I gave a girl an Angry Elf the other day

Angry Elf by Octillion, Lord Of Mollusks January 27, 2018

Words you can keep

angry elf

A specific classification of any individual who is particularly irritable, frustrated, edgy, or simply in a bad mood.

A: I strongly dislike your oven.

B: Well, you're an angry elf.

angry elf by Mary Ben December 20, 2007

Angry elf syndrome

A disease that causes one to be extremely short and small and have extreme anger issues.

"Dude he looks mad"
"Ph don't mind him he's just got angry elf syndrome"

Angry elf syndrome by Heyitsdaddyacids December 12, 2016

punching the angry elf

the act of masturbating.

" Man when i got home last night my girl fell asleep so i ended up punching the angry elf."

punching the angry elf by NEM@SER April 22, 2009

angry little elf

a particularly snippity or grumpy North Pole worker, height must be under 5 feet to qualify.

Kate: my oventop burnt my cereal
Darin: you aren't supposed to cook cereal and its called a stove top
Kate: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Darin: My, aren't we an angry little elf?

angry little elf by y-dawg December 7, 2009

angry little elf

dom coyle.

dom coyle is an angry little elf.

angry little elf by santa claus arooo January 24, 2009

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026