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And That's Why We Drink 

A true crime and paranormal podcast hosted by the absolute angels that are Christine Schiefer and Em Schulz. The duo talk about some really twisted sh*t all while drinking away their sorrows.
Have you listened to the latest episode of And That's Why We Drink? It made my panties moist.

And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich 

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.
So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

And that’s why we drink 

Shitty podcast where they only talk about themselves all the time. Hosts are Christine and Em, two shitty people that google themselves.
My favourite podcast is and that’s why we drink!

And that's why I didn't do anything 

It's not justified, huh? Maybe that's why I didn't do it.

Iam "Well... We didn't do nothing. We did this."

Hym "THIS didn't really accomplish anything. They still got away with it. We still lost our job."

Iam "We stopped doing our job."

Hym "We stopped doing our our job 2 years before we got fired for stopping. It wasn't the not working we got fired for. These people criticizing us have selective illiteracy."
Iam "Or they assume we're lying."

Hym "Of all the... Look at the shit we've said. We'll say ALL OF THAT but we wont say words that are true!?"

Iam "I know. They just don't want to hear it. They don't want to here it and they don't care."

Hym "They don't have to read the shit but that sat and read the while damn thing. Every word of it."

Iam "For which I am eternally grateful (by the way). But that isn't the point. They aren't involved."

Hym "They involved themselves by choosing to participate. How do they not see that it could just as easily happen to people they don't hate? This thing predates any actual wrongdoing. They're using some kind of medium that is so comprehensive that a woman was able to tell me that a red car was about to turn down the street a full 15 seconds before it happened. The feint to fight Orwellian dictatorship but they legitimately just want to reserve the right to wield this against THEIR enemies when the time comes. And they want to talk about ethics. They just want to see what the end result will be. Comply and submit to a life of servitude regardless of the effect you have on the outside world or do something for which we can punish you so we can determine whether or not this is an effective means of controlling miscreants. Giving me the illusion of control does not give me control. I see through the illusion. This is a farce. I know it isn't justified by the strictures I outlined. And that's why I didn't do anything."

Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people 

Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026