Nothing. Nada. Zip.

Ass to none is just a way to say “little to nothing”, meaning there is a very small amount in either a literal or metaphorical sense depending on context.
Jenny: “How much was your paycheck this week?”
Kate: “Even with my overtime? Ass to none.”
by gummybear1452 October 14, 2023
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Pretty much means your not a real Based sigma male so you really don't have any rights at all.
All these "None Based Sigma" Males are getting a bit fruity for real for real.
by Tyler durden2333 August 12, 2022
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How many of the Smiths are coming to the party? “None-of-em!”
by Q2theheart January 14, 2022
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A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
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The Creative Pragmatist can be a conundrum to others; for their commensurate passion for a balance between creativity and utility to feel like their best selves. The color theory of One, Ton, or None is about nailing a fluid style where the eye can rest. One pop of color gives focus where two pops can distract. Ironically, a full flood of colors creates calm. And conversely, the absence of color – through neutrals – is a color story worth trying.
Person 1: Omg I love your outfit today, it’s colorful yet you don’t look insane.

Person 2: Thank you, I’m representing the Ton in One, Ton, or None.
by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021
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number of bitches you have
you have none girlfriends :(
by I can see you jack September 2, 2022
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