Much like Garf’s Law And Bidoof’s Law Anchors Law is one of the canon laws on the app ifunny. The law itself has it’s Origin point from the iFunny user “anchorthesun”. It simply state’s “Women in male dominated sports are guaranteed to be whores, this is an undeniable constant”
And example of this is the law is Renee Gracie, an ex-V8 supercar racer, now turned Onlyfans girl. Anchors law in a nutshell.
by Monkfield June 8, 2020
It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition
Person 1: What does We Are Anchored mean?
Me: It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition
Me: It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition
by PorkTower December 26, 2022
"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"
by crickey smith March 8, 2022
Kids who say they wanna fight but ain’t like that.
Fastest kid in Michigan goes there.
Nice teachers and good coaches.
Fastest kid in Michigan goes there.
Nice teachers and good coaches.
Anchor Bay North Has a kid that has burners and his Braydon Kloeb and all the rest need to get on his level.
by NotBraydonKloeb October 13, 2021
A placeable item that lets players respawn in the Nether, where setting respawn points with beds is impossible. Its crafting recipe is six crying obsidian and three glowstone. It requires a glowstone to charge for a single respawn attempt. Interestingly it can be shared with multiple players. Charging a respawn anchor in the Overworld can cause a fatal explosion which is more powerful than creepers and can ignite nearby blocks.
For the next updates, I hope that respawn anchors can also be used in the End, or any dimensions where the concept of day and night cycle do not exist.
by KisaragiHina313 September 12, 2021
During sexual intercourse, you tie something heavy to the partners legs and hands restraining them from any movement, and ejaculating into their face as if drowning.
by Rodger Evans January 28, 2017
When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.
Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."
by membersmarktp1 September 13, 2014