Bubblegum Anarchists 

Kids who think they are anarchists because its cool, but they don't actually have enough balls to go out and commit anarchy or crimes.

-"Did you hear those kids talking about breaking into their school and lighting it on fire after they graffiti everything?"

-"Yeah...they're Bubblegum Anarchists. They're just trying to look cool. They won't actually do it."

Bubblegum Anarchists by Jess B May 25, 2007

Tower 4 Anarchists 

An orgy consisting of 5 or more participants stacked on top of each other, like a tower. They can perform however they like, but no one knows when it’s going to fall!

My friend Billy has recently participated in a Tower 4 Anarchists.

Tower 4 Anarchists by Versillion December 11, 2022

conservative anarchist 

One who has literal conservative values and objectives, but is intelligent enough to self govern through anarchism.

Note: This person is not concerned with the standard Ideals of the American "conservative" party. Eg: Anti-abortion, Christian/religious, anti-gay, pro-gun.

Although they can incorporate these ideals into their personal political structure even if they are not in fact literally conservative.

The conservative anarchists didn't waste resources, nor did they require a governmental entity to have a successful society. Less waste and more money and resources saved by all the conservative anarchists, was spent to fund education and science instead of a millionaire politicians yacht collection.

conservative anarchist by xlioilx July 13, 2012

conservative anarchist 

One who opposes the state and all government control, whilst remaining socially conservative. Conservative anarchists oppose state coercion but do not necessarily object to a naturally occuring hierarchy in certain social situations, e.g. religious institutions.

Conservative anarchists might-
oppose abortion, drug use and pornography.
support a traditional family structure and gun rights.

Likely to be, but not necessarily, religious. Often Christian, taking inspiration from the Christian community in Acts.

Tend to favour property rights, but does not necessarily take a strong position. As such, conservative anarchists are not to be confused with anarcho-capitalists.

conservative anarchist by rebel_conservative January 18, 2008

Armchair Anarchist 

Person of the 'alternative society' bent who would claim a desire to 'smash the system'. Their chosen means of smashing the aforesaid system would be to get really drunk and/or stoned and mouth-off raucously and belligerently to those already aware of our non-working class hero's political ideology, usually to the strains of seriously non-commercial underground sounds.
Revolution from the comfort of one's easy chair.

Andy knew that this government was fucked-up and he knew just what needed to be done; 'seize power! overthrow! Yeah! Class war! Whose turn is it to skin-up then?'
He's just an armchair anarchist.

Armchair Anarchist by Dogload January 26, 2007

Semi-anarchist

A person who can is partly against form all government.

Luna: I heard that you are semi-anarchist
Alex: yes

Luna: So you are not fully anti-government

Semi-anarchist by Ginger The Chamrosh February 3, 2021

poser anarchist

Teenager who claims to be an anarchist because he/she is under the false impression that anyone who never stops bitching about the government is an anarchist, and more intelligent, and that everyone else is blinded by propaganda. They wil constantly remind you of this, and will refer to themselves as anarchists on a minutley basis.


By their logic, we have all been anarchists, just for one day.... oh shit I'm talking David Bowie


Usually, they are quite intelligent, but some sort of loner.

Surburban kids bitching about capitalism and not having a fucking clue what they're on about and saying they are an anarchist?= poser anarchist

poser anarchist by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004