Anal King

A man known for his extraordinary experience in the art of Anal Sex. The Anal King will usually have Anal Sex 10-20 times per week and refuses to be involved in any other forms of intercourse (AKA oral or vaginal sex).

Guy: Why is he the Anal King?
Girl: Because of his experience in the art from all of the anal sex he has.

Anal King by LogB December 28, 2013

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The king of slamming ass.

Hey, I heard you are fucking that girl in the pussy tonight!
I don't use pussy, I only fuck the ass, for I am the anal king!!!

anal king by beechlood October 28, 2013

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Anal King

Typically used as an adjective for a high school aged white male (typically with light brown hair, possible glasses) who has a fetish for watching/participating in anal sex. Often times the recipient of said anal sex is of Latin descent.

Look at that freak ah anal king.

Anal King by .nade_imoan.69 January 7, 2025

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anal kingdom

MagikarpUsedfly's asshole when he sees a copy of him in League of Failures

Matt's anal kingdom is ready to be fisted

anal kingdom by PoisonTerasu November 4, 2018

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analking

a guy that likes to get fucked by selmir in the ass selmir who has bright blue eyes loves to fuck him back in the ass

analking is with selmir

analking by omgitsme123333 November 22, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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