anal glaucoma

when you just can't see your ass doing something...

He called in with a case of anal glaucoma--said he just couldn't see his ass getting out of bed and coming in to work.

by Sick Monkey May 05, 2006

anal glaucoma

21st Century ailment or sickness.

Call the Boss;
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'

by gavs February 21, 2008

anal glaucoma

too lazy to go to work

boss; why wern't you at work today?
employee: because i just couldn't see my ass coming in to work today

by hegmo March 20, 2004

anal glaucoma

A medical excuse for missing work.

I had a bad case of anal glaucoma this morning; I couldn't see my ass going into work today.

by time4mynap August 16, 2010

Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.

boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!

by kristi ashe April 26, 2005

anal-glaucoma

another word for taking a sick day from work or school when you really aren't sick

I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.

I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.

by Raina Thomas December 14, 2008

Anal Glaucoma

Affliction that often affects the chronically disinterested and unmotivated.

T-roy looked at the clock and made the statement to the rest of the group at the meeting, "I'm rapidly developing an affliction of anal glaucoma. I just can't see my ass sitting here listening to you folks one more minute."

by G Lo August 16, 2004