A very large snake. Posesses fangs, no poison i think. Will try to swallow prey whole, not constrict. There is a simple plan of action for if you are attacked by an anaconda.
Lie down on your back, with your arms by your sides and your legs together. The snake will crawl over you, checking you out. Do not panic. The snake will then try to swallow you. It will dislocate its jaw, and start to swallow you feet first - always feet first. Allow it to take you in its mouth up to your knees, this will take some time. When the snake reaches your knees, slowly pull out a long, sharp knife and isnert it between your knees and the anaconda's top jaw. Slide the knife away from you with force, hence removing the anaconda's head. The anaconda will then die, and you will be able to safely remove your shins and feet, and leave unscathed. You will not, however, be able to carry away the dead anaconda. It is simply too big.
So, now you know how, you will be able to protect yourself from anaconda attacks in any place you find them.
by basil June 22, 2004
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Leslie walks out of the bathroom after an hour. "Anaconda."
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1. A large breed of snake.
2. Slang; the male reproductive organ.
1. Holy shit! That's a big anaconda!
2. Holy shit! That's a big anaconda!
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A large wooden dildo produced in the woodwork rooms of Trinity Catholic School in Sydney, used to rape young boys in boarding school by older kids and faculty memebers.
"Let's run an anaconda on that muh-fucka."
"Man, I would kill those fuck's if they tried to rape my ass with a giant wooden snake shaped dildo."
by Diego July 08, 2003
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A wrestling move that wraps the enemies neck and body so hard that it is impossible to get out of.
Caleb:"Oh my god! Joseph got Justin in the anaconda!" Jonathan:"Holy crap! he's gonna die!"
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A sexual move where the male partner is recieving a blowjob then removes teh penis quickly and at the same time makes fists with both hands then quickly punches the partner on both sides of the neck at the same time hence causing a swelling action. The man then inserts the penis back into the persons mouth having the feeling of a anaconda around his penis from the swollen neck.
" This bitch would not suck my dick the right way so i gave her an anaconda."
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installer for redhat linux and fedora linux
"now starting anaconda the redhat/fedora installer"
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