An egg

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White outside, yellow inside. Describes a white/Caucasian person who has absorbed a lot of/has much respect for specific Asian cultures，to the point they become very culturally Asian themselves. Different from yellow fever, where a white/Caucasian person fetishizes Asian cultures on a very superficial level.

A: My professor has a PhD in Chinese classical paintings even though he's actually a white dude. He really appreciates traditional Chinese culture
B: Oh man, he's an egg

An egg by Ddyradish September 2, 2020

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An Egg Wash

A mixture of semen and vaginal juices beaten together during a hot and heavy sex session. Similar to that of an Egg Wash using when baking, this beaten mixture of human juices leaves a lovely shine on the penis and vagina when dried after sex.

Carl and Wendy enjoyed a evening of hot, raunchy sex and their juices were mixed all night long creating An Egg Wash on their genitals that they both admired with price and accomplishment when they woke up the next morning.

An Egg Wash by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.

Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.

An egg looking ugly ass by Madkso June 23, 2018

Toss me an egg

So hot out you could fry egg on sidewalk? Let's try TOSS me an egg

It's sooo hot: toss me an egg!

Toss me an egg by lizguitarlessons July 19, 2017

lay an egg

to do something poorly, usually regarding some sort of physical activity; bomb it

I'm gonna lay an egg during our mile run today.

lay an egg by whatserface December 21, 2008

Lay an egg

Another word for taking a shit

Aye bro I’m gonna go lay an egg

Lay an egg by FamousJew August 21, 2020

go suck an egg

a nice way to tell someone to go soak your head, go shed some skin, get lost, get bent, and well, you know what I mean.

Scalper: I got U2 tickets at $800 - $900 a pop!

Curt: Go suck an egg!

go suck an egg by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026