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Amescation
Is a vacation from a place of work in which the person taking the vacation adds a day or two to each end of the scheduled vacation claiming various transportation issues and delays or other reasons for absence including sickness, homeowner issues, and other general purpose excuses people use to get out of going to work.
Brett was supposed to come into work today after his week in Bermuda but is taking an Amescation as immediately upon returning, he claims to have become ill.
Amescation by Dave Dessex June 6, 2013
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Amezcua
Amezcua is the most bad ass last name to have if you have this as your last name you're a fucking goat you deserve the best for you and Amezcua is a Mexican last name Amezcua is the family of hard working, disciplined men.
Man 1: You know who Amezcua is right?
Man 2: That one chill ass, hardworking dude?
Man 1: Yeah
Man 2: Yes I know him
Man 2: That one chill ass, hardworking dude?
Man 1: Yeah
Man 2: Yes I know him
Amezcua by DisciplinedJonathan June 20, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable