Something often mistaken for a shooting range, when the quiet kid in the corner speaks up, make sure you "leave to go to the bathroom"
The quiet kid also made the song "pumped up kicks"
Quiet kid: Want to try out the AR-15 today?
Other quiet kid: sure, where
Quiet kid: There's an american school just down the block
"Bill why are you bringing the Remington?"
"I'm going to the shooting range!"
"But we're at an elementary school."
"Well yeah this is an American School!"