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The spout of water that comes up from the toilet and hits your ass when a turd plops into the water.
"I was just in taking a dump, and I had a pretty good american bidet from that gigantic poop."
by m0m0 July 29, 2004
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Getting a dog to lick ones butthole after going number two.
My colleague Josh trained his labrador to give him an American bidet--- god damn, you should see how happy the dog is afterwards.
by Khalfani Lisimba April 19, 2018
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The act of shitting in your side-loading washing machine, then using it to clean yourself.
Theres a line for the bathroom, I guess it's time for an American bidet.
by Mjku December 22, 2014
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