Alpaca

When a person or animal act a certain kind of wonderful when not under control of themselves

Last night was crazy good thing I'm just an alpaca

by Barracudabtch June 2, 2014

Alpaca

An animal, usually mistaken with llamas, that seems very beautiful and will try to hypnotize you until they eat your brain

That girl was killed by an Alpaca yesterday, i told her to stay away from that devil

by euzinha November 24, 2013

Alpaca

Furry horse

I see an alpaca

by Mayacharlie March 6, 2018

Alpaca

An animal that (according to Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers) looks something like a fake emu

I prefer alpaca wool over llama wool any day

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Alpaca

Alpaca is term that refers to any weapon with a greater destructive force than a shotgun. I.e a rocket launcher or something of that nature.

Example: "Bruh, I got the alpaca now let's fuck shit in grand theft auto."

by Helping deep October 7, 2015

Alpaca

As everyone knows, the alpaca is a South American quadruped known for spitting. This inspires the name given for insemination by spitting semen into the vagina. This is a requirement for impregnation for men with a micropenis. The technical maneuver involves masturbation of the micropenis into one's hand, ingesting and then spitting into the vagina.

Robert and his wife are expecting a baby girl in September. Obviously, he performed the alpaca successfully, given that he's nearly dickless.

by DrChode May 23, 2009

Baby Alpacas

1. vodka Happy juice for fun people

2. When besties act a certain kind of wonderful because vodka

Please bring more baby Alpacas!

Are you Alpaca'n?

by Deborah from HR August 6, 2019