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Aloe is a rich emollient derived from the "aloe vera" plant that soothes and mosturizes with the consistency of seminal fluid or cum. Aloe farms are prevalent in the deep South Texas area. Verga of course is a Mexican word that is synonymous with cock ,dick or penis as it exisits in a volatile manner. Therefore aloe verga is a synonym for jizz or splooge.

Gary: "Holy shit Alex did you see the sunburn on that skeezers face"?
Alex: " Man Gary, that's nothing that a dose of my Aloe Verga couldn't cure."

aloe verga by Gary T. Meyer June 13, 2008

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aloe verga

Aloe is a rich emollient derived from the "aloe vera" plant that soothes and mosturizes with the consistency of seminal fluid or cum. Aloe farms are prevalent in the deep South Texas area. Verga of course is a Mexican word that is synonymous with cock,dickor penis as it exisits in a volatile manner. Therefore aloe verga is a synonym for jizzorsplooge.

Gary: "Holy shit Alex did you see the sunburn on that skeezers face"?
Alex: " Man Gary, that's nothing that a dose of my Aloe Verga couldn't cure."

aloe verga by Gary T. Meyer June 12, 2008

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