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Almond Eyes 

1: somniferious; a person who is sleepy or tired
2: a person so stoned that their eyes are closed
1: "my optical receptors have fallen too heavy to speak intelectually . i have somneriferious almond eyes"
2: "dude man you're so stoned you lookin through a pair of fawkin almond eyes"
Almond Eyes by Heroin Joe February 17, 2009

almond eyes 

What you call someone who squints a lot. Named for the shape of the eyes whilst doing said action.
Person #1: "That guy always looks at us weird."
Person #2: "He's just an almond eyes, dude."
almond eyes by Mr Gigglezz July 5, 2012

Almond eyes 

Eye shape which is longer in width than length in nature,people with almond eyes tend to have part of their iris covered on both sides of each eye,whereas people with doe eyes have white below/above their iris
“I have almond eyes,because they are shaped like almonds,but she has doe eyes because they are wide and resemble that of a does eyes”
Almond eyes by hesse July 17, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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