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Alice's Lunch 

The act of shitting in a lunch box instead of making a healthy meal. Frequent occurrence on the Popular American Television show, "The Brady Bunch."
Peter Brady opened up his Scooby Doo Lunch box to the undeniable pungency of Alice's Lunch. He tossed the fetid pile at Buddy Hinton, who was just glad it wasn't a bowl of her famous hershey squirts. Alice was always had a couple of zingers ready, that was for sure.
Alice's Lunch by Pantaloon January 28, 2008
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Alice's Restaurant 

A restaurant where you could get anything you want. Also, a song to be sung when getting drafted. The recruiters will think the draftee is crazy and reject them.
Come right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You could get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant!

Alice's Restaurant 

Alice's Restaurant is a song by folk artist Arlo Guthrie which is second only to turkey and football when it comes to "Thanksgivin'".

The song serves not only as a satircal look on the judiciary branch of the US government but it also demotes the armed services for a good portion of the song. As the song was based on real events Guthrie really did get out of the draft by faking mental insanity at his evaluation.
Every single year it's eat a drumstick of the turkey, play football 'til you can't move your arms and listen to Alice's Restaurant after fiddling with the radio all day until you find a station playing it.
Alice's Restaurant by Sid Barrett December 16, 2007

Stuffing Alice's Hole

The act of trying to hide your night's transgressions in the bottom of the waste bin...empty liquor bottles, needles....unborn babies....tickets stubs to a Dallas Cowboys game....whatever your perversion may be.
Where have you been?

Sorry, I was stuffing Alice's hole with my Justin Bieber poster.

Stuffing Alice's Hole

The act of trying to hide your night's transgressions in the bottom of the waste bin much like the rabbit hole in Alice In Wonderland ..empty liquor bottles, needles....unborn babies....tickets stubs to a Dallas Cowboys game....whatever your perversion may be.
Where have you been?

Sorry, I was stuffing Alice's hole with my Justin Bieber poster.

American Mcgee's Alice 

A game centering on a young adult (Alice) who finds herself in the strange and twisted place of Wonderland. As a child, she lost her parents in a house fire and blames herself for not being able to save them. Wonderland is a familiar place for Alice, as she read the books and dreamed of it as a child. She returns to fight her inner-demons that take form as familiar Lewis Carrol characters such as; the Jabberwocky, the Mad Hatter, and the Queen of Hearts. Best... Game... Ever!
I have played American Mcgee's Alice ten times; I am addicted because it is amazing.

I am in love with American Mcgee's Alice.

Keeping the 70's alive

Someone that has a lot of pubic hair.
Whether a man or woman.
They are keeping the 70's alive.
"Alex is keeping the 70's alive."