Alien Hand 

The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.

Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.

Alien Hand by mannimal May 18, 2009

Alien Hand Syndrome 

To be unable to control ones arm or arms. This can also be present when regarding the entire body (see Alien Body Syndrome).

Ross: Dashton, why did you nock over that expensive drum kit?

Dashton: Sorry, alien hand syndrome.

Alien Hand Syndrome by Petard the Retard October 13, 2009

Alien Handshake

1. To perform anal sex on someone or something.

Origin:

Stories of aliens and their fondness for abducting victims to perform anal probes.

I heard Bob took that drunk girl home last night and gave her the old Alien Handshake.

Alien Handshake by BFw0rdSmith August 27, 2009

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade 

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”

Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade by HeyKaiLookI’mOnUrbanDictionary January 3, 2020

gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69 

When ur name is Gunna#2255 on discord.

imma give u that ''gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69''

gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69 by Gunna_Capalot May 19, 2021

Ailien Hands 

Generative AI image of hands that contain non-human like features.

Check out the ailien hands on that hound dog.

Ailien Hands by MrJangles1969 April 28, 2023