alessia f 

the most beautiful girl in the world. She is perfect. She makes you more happy than you could imagine. Her green eyes are stunning, and sometimes you can't look away from them. She's crazy good at soccer, better than anyone. She makes all your problems go away because when you're with her, all you can focus on is her. When you're not with her all your problems go away. That's why you always want to be with her. Alessia is perfect.

"Alessia F is so perfect"
"I wish I was as good at soccer as Alessia F"

alessia f by GrantGrubor August 9, 2022

Alessia Frenquelucci 

the most beautiful girl in the world. She is perfect. She makes you more happy than you could imagine. Her green eyes are stunning, and sometimes you can't look away from them. She's crazy good at soccer, better than anyone. She makes all your problems go away because when you're with her, all you can focus on is her. When you're not with her all your problems go away. That's why you always want to be with her. Alessia is perfect.

"Alessia Frenquelucci is such a cool person to be around"
"Alessia Frenquelucci is perfect! I wanna be like her."

Alessia Frenquelucci by GrantGrubor August 9, 2022

Alessya Farrugia 

Popular TikToker who everyone is jealous of because she is dating Mariano Castano (arguably the hottest guy on the app right now). She is also the CEO of clear skin and everyone always asks for her skincare routine but she never shares it because she wants us all to be ugly.

person 1: i wish i had alessya farrugia’s skin
person 2: i wish i had alessya farrugia’s man

person 3: don’t we all.. 😔

Alessya Farrugia by thotsweeper March 23, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008