by weed...yumm August 10, 2005
insanely high quality marijuana with orange and clusters of white thc strands. also is covered in crystals, is very light green, and smells like heaven. without a doubt some of the planets best shit. just a handful of hits will do you in. it only takes 1 to get blown though
The second I walk into the crib im handed the bowl and ask if its the good shit and his reply is hell yea that alaskan thunderfuck. Itll get you gone bro.
by luckynumber4 February 13, 2008
by I Smoke Dank Buds April 18, 2006
the shit that will put your mind in a whole other state, makes you think very psychologically and deep
about 5 good hits will have your eyes bleeding and you will not want to move at all hahahaha
very very good bud basically
about 5 good hits will have your eyes bleeding and you will not want to move at all hahahaha
very very good bud basically
friend #1 : yoooo lets burn after school
friend 2 : yo i don't really wanna burn
friend 1 : YOOOO i got that alaskan thunderfuck shit
friend 2 : OH WERD THEN IM DOWN NIGGGAAAA!
friend 2 : yo i don't really wanna burn
friend 1 : YOOOO i got that alaskan thunderfuck shit
friend 2 : OH WERD THEN IM DOWN NIGGGAAAA!
by ellomate! September 15, 2009
An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.
by Heywoode Jablome April 30, 2006
Fucking a bad ass chick in a long john silvers freezer, lubed up with the blubber of wales you've poached
by Tanning Chatum April 21, 2017
An insanely good chronic classed weed that made me feel like a snow man jizzed on the back of my throat
(Man choking)
Dude 1: Taking that Alaskan Thunderfuck like a bitch?
Dude 2: Goddamn snowman jizzed all up in my throat nd sht
Dude 1: Taking that Alaskan Thunderfuck like a bitch?
Dude 2: Goddamn snowman jizzed all up in my throat nd sht
by Nigga N8 March 01, 2010