The open mic was going slowly until an Alabama slammer showed up and spat the tightest rhymes this side of the Mason-Dixon line.
by Heavy Pootis Guy April 7, 2015
I Alabama slammer in my sexy step-sister
by THE_BIG_BAD-WOOD July 5, 2021
Sally: I hope i don't get slammed again.
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!
by KuntaTobias April 21, 2012
Seth was so agitated by the stupidity of those around him that he stood up, walked to the nearest rest room, lowered his pants, lifted the seat of the toilet and pulled a perfectly executed Alabama Barn Slammer.
by Sethsucks December 7, 2009
by Teemurph December 10, 2009
The delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey's neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving
"Bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he'd try the Alabama Turkey Slammer. That night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, Bentley of course was thankful that no one had noticed that the white sauce packet had not been opened"
by the real dovakin November 21, 2016
When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.
by Mcfudge21 February 15, 2017