by the.maple.leaf November 23, 2021
Get the aketa mug.The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.
I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
Get the avetard coffee table mug.This is the most used appliance in the avetard kitchen. It is mainly used to bake pizza but these avetards have no idea how to use a fucking oven. Most of the time they end up burning whatever the hell is in the oven and smoke up the whole apartment similar to when they use the dab rig.
Shit, I think I left the pizza in the avetard oven way too long, it's all smokey in the avetard kitchen and smells burnt.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
Get the avetard oven mug.The backyard of the Avetards at The Ave. If you go out back, you can for sure find a shit ton of trash just sitting on the porch and bunch of dog shit in the lawn out back. The trash on the porch can consist of fast food, juul pods, and the trash bag with all the trash from inside that they just throw out back.
I entered The Ave from the Avetard backyard but that shit was impossible because there was dog shit and trash everywhere.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
Get the avetard backyard mug.The trash can at The Ave is a fucking dumpster fire. It is always overflowing with trash and then the excess just sits on the floor of the avetard kitchen. Since an avetard is such a lazy fuckass, the trash gets taken out of there like once every every three months and there is mold growing inside of the trash can. Everything you can think of from beer cans to dead avetard fish can be found in the avetard trash can.
I went to go throw away my fast food trash into the avetard trash can but it was packed to its max capacity so I just threw the trash on the ground like I saw the avetards do earlier.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
Get the avetard trash can mug.A young man with no eyebrows and an outfit that looks like he came straight out of the Victorian era. He’s quite desperate for the praise of a suicidal brunette named Osamu Dazai, a member of the Armed Detective Agency, also known a former executive of the Port Mafia, the youngest in fact. Akutagawa is the Port Mafia’s dog. He also has this really cute puppy named Rashoumon, who may or may not take your leg off. A famous phrase of his is, “JINKO,” basically meaning ‘orphan weretiger whom has a horrible haircut.’
by Dazai On Mushrooms November 27, 2020
Get the Akutagawa mug.Front door of the avetards that always happens to be unlocked. Any nigga could literally walk in at any point during the day or night and do whatever they wanted to in the house. Hell, the avetards might as well just unhinge the door and just take it out completely because it wouldn't make a fucking difference.
The avetard door is always unlocked so all the other ou tards just pull up whenver the hell they want and the avetards can't do shit about it.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
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