Emil Aker is a man of his wisdom, he only does what he thinks is fun. Men called Emil often attract women easily, and can get laid very fast. The definition of Aker on the other hand, often means that he will be obese and always lose in the game of Ping Pong.
by Chickenwing Ding December 12, 2016
Imaginary pen - usually at one end of the table - where any particularly far or unattractive women are sent to be seduced by any bloke in the group who is partial to going hogging or is just horrendously drunk.
"So mate your bird's friends on facebook are utter warpigs. They're not coming are they?"
"They are mate, but it's OK, we'll just chuck them in the Akers bin"
"They are mate, but it's OK, we'll just chuck them in the Akers bin"
by urban_dingo August 7, 2012
she wants a miss aker.
by jimbobbillyjean December 6, 2011