"*ahem* oh, sorry! Just had to clear my thro- SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED TYPING AN URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION!!"
by (no homo) sapien August 19, 2019
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Ahemed. The world's most precious and humble person. Always loyal to his friends the most trustworthy .never mess with him tho he is a bad ass once you mess with him he will destroy you. He is good,handsome perfect from all ways .he cares for the ones he love he is a perfect boyfriend guy.loyal at his fullest . Best at everything .once you betray him he will never forgive you no matter what even if you touch . He is the best guy probably you'll meet .he has gotten betrayed from his loved ones many times so building trust in his heart is quite difficult. Best person you'll ever meet if you meet him make him your friend or boyfriend .he is the loyalest boyfriend as well as friend you'll ever meet . If you meet him he should be your first priority
You : hi Ahemed I love you
Or you: hi Ahemed can I be your friend
by Kingster77 November 25, 2021
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Ahemed. He is the most handsome and charming ,good looking .he is very smart and caring .
No body can match his confidence and enthusiasm in everything.dont even think to betray him he is the best and dangerous in taking revenge and no matter how you try to say sorry or do anything you cannot be good in his eyesight never mess with him .Do not break his trust. He is very loyal and trustworthy and treats people how they treat him. He is very close to his god. He is the guy you should trust . He never breaks anybody's trust. he is a car guy likes cars the most. He is a boy friend material if you know a Ahemed make him your friend or boyfriend.he is the best boyfriend you could ever find .he is also the best friend guy he is very loyal honest and can give life for his besties.if you know Ahemed you gotta make that guy your friend or boyfriend.
by Kingster77 November 24, 2021
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When someone says something beyond stupidity without any compromisable answer, due to the comment, they are greeted with a shocked/stunned face and a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down
Alice: I love the sky, its blueeeeee
everyone: AHEM :|

followed by much mocking and teasing
by LEWIS December 1, 2003
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Lewis' comments whilst waiting for the Muse gig on November 27th 2003
"I'm hitting the note" AHEM

"Yes, feel free to blow me up with a bomb" AHEM
by Dr Dock December 2, 2003
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Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down.
someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem
by howie November 30, 2003
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