The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.
Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale and launching a series of lung biscuits over bow.

Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008
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term referring to describe complete awkwardness when in a situation when you have nothing to say but OH AHEM/OH AH!
dude your fly is undone
OH AHEM!
by irishfitz February 21, 2010
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The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.
Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale.

Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008
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You have an enjoyment in your penile area LOL At the person
* you have an ahem in your wooting*
you enjoy penises
you have fun with ahems
you like to enjoy some ones private area
by Elliexxxxxxxxxxxx September 28, 2006
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It's a texting expression similar to coughing when people are spinning tales
Jon: U know yesterday I won a coupon from Domino's for 2 pizzas

Kim: Ahem
by Gommalakka February 28, 2022
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