Natives of the homeland Afghanistan. Many proclaim to be "hot shit", though to their surprise, most see them to be complete losers. Furthermore, the men are absolute homo dressing perverts, whereas the girls are overly cocky, slutty home wreckers. Their 60% high school drop out rate is quite justifiable as they are too busy thinking about themselves and how amazing "AFGS" are. AFG men enjoy borrowing clothing from their mothers and sisters, which is so tight that you can see their ass crack (not a pretty site). After borrowing clothing from their mothers and sisters, they hang out in large groups with their old, ugly cars from their fathers mechanic shops and like to try and pick up girls, even though girls think they're absolute fucking homos.

It is quite clear that very few are successful, as most work as untrained mechanics, pizza makers and cashiers in convenient store. The elite go on to become local singers, singing at local weddings while their fellow "AFG's dance like absolute retards.
Please visit your local convenient store or pizza store for examples of "AFG's".
by asdub November 20, 2009
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meaning Absolute Fucking Garbage, or after fucked girls. Immigrant poor afghans who come to Canada start off decent then all of a sudden after a year they think they run Canada with all there afgans friends. They think there black, theyre fucking ILLITERATE. There all perverts, They all need to stop saying "afg's da best". They make crap afghan raps put it on youtube and hope to get famous. There girls are CAKED To the max. They fight cheap and play cheap, there cocky. There just fucking gayasses. Most of them are high school drop outs
Some afghan fag - AFG"S DA BESTT
Black guy- then why the fuck are u not in afghanistan for pussy? and stop tryna be liek uss
by kanz2334 January 6, 2010
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An Acronym meaning Absolute Fucking Garbage, first used when describing a movie released by Disney called MVP, or Most Valuable Primate. In proper context, AFG can be used to describe extreme dissatisfaction recieved from a product or service, or a lose/lose situation.
This movie is AFG. It's worse then Hitler.
by Krunk! December 6, 2003
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Used by people from the middle east to represent them self.

AFG = A Fucking Goat

by Allah Allah August 12, 2008
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short for authentic frontier gibberish, as spoken by Gabby Hayes in the movie "Blazing Saddles".

Currently used by members of the Tea Party in decrying the state of affairs in our nation. Characterized by longing for a return to the gold standard, anglo-saxon cultural supremacy, and the return of Johnny Carson to late-night television.
Rick Perry, when speaking about the Federal Reserve Board, engaged in some real afg.

Did you hear the afg coming out of Michelle Bachmann in the Presidential debates last night?
by OK Avenger August 16, 2011
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Means "As Fuck Gay"
You tell that to extreme gay people.
Guy1: Yo I wanna suck your dick.
Guy2: No fuck off. You AFG.
by ordinarymeh March 16, 2019
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