advertising science

The kind of science where facts are invented in order to support claims that promote product sales.

Advertising Science studies show that when a middle aged man even looks at a testosterone supplement, their youth and sexual vigor returns instantly.

by dutchmonkey February 17, 2014

UrbDic Advertisements

"Get a WORD mug for your Role NameHere"
"Get the WORD neck gaiter and mug."
"I'm I pregnant? test"
"Online dating sites"
"SIGNS OF HEART FAILURE"

Me: GAHHHHH stop making cringy urbdic advertisements!!!
u r ban dikionary:

by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 8, 2021

Non-Advertiser friendly

A rules that bans people from advertising when they should juse add a Advertising channel and make a ru,especially anything out it is a warning! You don't have to ban advertising. This is a rule technical.

Man, the non-advertiser friendly rules stinks!

by TheVeryInkyBendy33 December 30, 2019

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The reason people don't watch Cable TV anymore

I used to have cable TV, but most of the shows suck, and there are too many advertisements

by Wqter January 5, 2019

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Worst thing in the world, especially cringy mobile phone games

Dat advertisement suks

by ShimYeong December 24, 2020

advertisements

a sex position where the penis is tucked between the partner's breasts, where orgasm is achieve either by thrusting upwards or rubbing the beasts alongside the shaft

you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits

by KateHanami March 12, 2022

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What your next door neighbor shows how small his thing is

Your Neighbor: *Walks out door and waves his thing around*
Also your neighbor: Hey! Anybody like my thing?!
The girls: EW! WTF is he doing?!
You: YO! This Advertisement is FUCKED UP!
The Girls: Agree on that! *Gags*
Your Neighbor: So do you like it or what?
You and the Girls: FUCK NO!
Also You: I think Im gonna go back inside and throw up...

by the man with dumb jokes March 8, 2022