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Adjusted Penis Size 

From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.

Attitude Adjuster 

A special local drink served at a campsite bar in Venice, Italy called Fusina Bar. It has been known to cause a loss of clothing and innocence.

It contails 2 shots of Rum, 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots of Gin, a shot of Tequila and is topped up with a Bacardi Breezer. Served in a pint glass with ice.
Man, we went on Contiki tour, ended up with attitude adjuster...I don't even know her name!

Adjusted Coffee 

A coffee that has one or more shots of an alcoholic spirit stirred through.
Tea or coffee?

Adjusted coffee would be great.
Adjusted Coffee by StreetyAus September 8, 2010

attitude adjuster 

A gun. Plain and simple. It can be any kind of gun that shoots lethal projectiles.
That nigga was out of line and then i pulled out that attitude adjuster. Then that nigga was standing at attention.

shower adjuster 

A person who thinks he/she knows what's good for your happiness and comfort. As if you need to be told when you're too hot, hungry, etc.
Mike, I'm not too warm! I want to keep my coat on! You don't need to be my shower adjuster.
shower adjuster by capryl May 18, 2013

Attitude Adjuster 

A simple punch to the temple with your middle knuckle, or any comfortable knuckle to change anyone's attitude.
"If you don't stop I'm going give you the Attitude Adjuster."
"Crap, I just got the Attitude Adjuster."