acting stupid 

When someone does something that's uncalled for. Doing something out of context. Usually people act this way out of pettiness or drunk

"Nah bro, I love her and all but she was acting stupid. Had to take a break from her"

"I'd ask Katie to come drink, but she's a light weight and acts stupid when drunk"

acting stupid by noturbae94 June 18, 2016

acting stupid 

the attempt of using nonexistent acting skills to look dumb - another way of getting yourself grounded, fucked up and/or in the hospital.

“She keeps acting stupid.”

acting stupid by vanexla October 24, 2020

quit acting stupid 

A sarcastic way of telling someone that what they just did was stupid and you hope they were only acting that dumb

Matt decided to sheet the wall before squaring it up. I told him to quit acting stupid

quit acting stupid by Kook November 21, 2014

acting stupider than I am 

I often act stupider than I am, just to lead people off. I love to troll people and get their reactions

acting stupider than I am

acting stupider than I am by Evilous Dark Power January 11, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016