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Past Acceptability Maximum 

How much of a romantic or sexual past one is willing to accept in a prospective partner.
John never went more than second base himself. His past acceptability maximum is a woman who went as much as third base. He is unable to accept anyone with experience more than that.

Jack's past acceptability maximum was a woman who had slept with one man maximum. But as Jack gets older and is unable to find such women, his past acceptability maximum increases and becomes more lenient. He is now open to women who slept with two men maximum.

Jane's past acceptability maximum is a man who went to third base maximum. But when she meets the handsome and tall Juan, she forgets her past acceptability maximum.
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Accuntability

Taking responsibility for the actions of one's dirtay vajayjay.
Denise: I fucked ten ponies last night.

Thad: Bitch, you needsta take some accuntability fo' yo' self.

Accuntability

When somebody needs to justify actions or decisions; take responsibility; for acting like a complete cunt bag
“I heard what you said about me, you better take accuntability and apologize
Accuntability by Ciao4Now June 17, 2024

Accuntability

When someone pretends to take accountability but actually deflects responsibility.
Often involves therapy-speak, over-explaining, minimising impact, or blaming circumstances instead of owning harm and changing behaviour.

It sounds like accountability.
It feels like accountability.
But nothing changes.
“They didn’t apologise — it was just accuntability.”
“He knows all the right words, but it’s pure accuntability.”

Common phrases used during accuntability:
• “That wasn’t my intention”
• “I’m sorry you feel that way”
• “I was going through a lot”
• “You misunderstood me”

Difference:
Accountability = ownership + repair + change
• Accuntability = performance + deflection + repeat offence
Accuntability by Psychology_Girl January 4, 2026

Accuntability

When someone pretends to take accountability but actually deflects responsibility.
Often involves therapy-speak, over-explaining, minimising impact, or blaming circumstances instead of owning harm and changing behaviour.

It sounds like accountability.
It feels like accountability.
But nothing changes.

Common phrases used during accuntability:
• “That wasn’t my intention”
• “I’m sorry you feel that way”
• “I was going through a lot”
• “You misunderstood me”

Difference:
• Accountability = ownership + repair + change
• Accuntability = performance + deflection + repeat offence
“They didn’t apologise — it was just accuntability.”
“He knows all the right words, but it’s pure accuntability.”
Accuntability by Psychology_Girl January 4, 2026