Accelerated Reader 

An exuse for schools to torture its students by forcing us to read and take tests on them to pass.

i hate accelerated reader.
me too.

doesnt everyone

Accelerated Reader by pissyest bitch from stg June 17, 2012

Accelerated Decrepitude 

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.

Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...

Accelerated Decrepitude by YAWA February 24, 2019

Accelerated Backhop 

A thing which you can do in the game Half-Life 2.

Bind your jump to the mouse wheel, then crouch + jump/scroll backwards and you will gain speed.

Hey guys DeSinc here, and today were 'bout to initiate an accelerated backhop towards the ramp surface-

Accelerated Backhop by IfuckLolisLMAO May 23, 2018

Accelerated stealing 

The federal government of the us taking ever more of your taxpayer money to pay for stupid government programs.

Accelerated stealing is the opposite of playing Robin Hood

Accelerated stealing by Uncle Dimma May 29, 2021

Accelerated Darwinism 

The act of speeding up natural evolution through selective breeding and careful genetic manipulation; see eugenics.

"Did you hear (so and so) believes in Accelerated Darwinism?"
"What does that mean?"
"They support eugenics."
"Oh."

Accelerated Darwinism by Hermantown July 7, 2021

accelerated consciousness 

a state of mind in which you process information at an advanced level that results in the ability to see things in slow motion and react much faster, potentially resulting in additional strength and balance.

ninjas and budist monks accelerate their consciousness to become the great fighters they are.accelerated consciousness

accelerated consciousness by hugybear93/Jonny Silverfingers October 2, 2009

Accelerated Ignorance 

A skeptical term used as a pun for "AI". Intended to convey the idea that any "AI" (circa 2023), which has been trained on vast amounts of human-generated data, is really doing little more than making the same old mistakes we've always made, only faster.

ChatGPT is nothing more than a stochastic parrot. It's like working with a team member that's on drugs and often lies to you. It's nothing more than accelerated ignorance.

Accelerated Ignorance by AJB999 July 14, 2023