October 20 is national abuse scottie day. It's a day were you get to bully you friend named scottie.
by Crack head Micky October 19, 2020
Similar to domestic abuse, but where the person being abused or beaten is literally asking for it, then acting like the victim when they get what they were asking for.
I know Chris Brown may have been overly aggressive, but nobody can argue for the victim of dumbasstic abuse, they were literally asking for it by swinging first
by YungGrassSmokah February 16, 2020
Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.
Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
Bob: I went to pick up some milk yesterday at the market and while I was down there I remembered to get some batteries for my new super awesome robot dog
Ted: Ahh, two birds one cone
Bob: You gaddem phrase abuser
Ted: Ahh, two birds one cone
Bob: You gaddem phrase abuser
by Peter Bob May 1, 2009
An ass hole man that lies to their girlfriends on the pretense of their parents accepting their union and marriage, if they have a child. However after the girlfriends's 8th month they run away to never be seen.
Person 1: Did you hear Mark told lies of possible marriage accepted by parents if they have a child, to like 10 woman. He ran away every time on each of their 8th month.
Person 2: That's horrible. Mark is a womb abuser.
Person 2: That's horrible. Mark is a womb abuser.
by MST3K I like December 25, 2020
To constantly use triggers on something such as irc. Usually done out of boredom. Something you might be doing right now.
by emrfish March 21, 2008
by NFS_DE7MY August 2, 2021