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Advice Monkey
A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.
My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.
Advice Monkey by ShinCookie August 3, 2016
If I want your advice...
If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!
I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!
If I want your advice... by I, Wreckerrr September 9, 2020
advice slut
A person who goes to another person for help and gets thoughtful feedback, but then proceeds to ask every other person they know anyway.
Advice Slut: Hey, can you help with my fantasy lineup for next week?
Friend 1: Hey! I just helped you with your lineup an hour ago!
Friend 2: God, you are such an advice slut.
Friend 1: Hey! I just helped you with your lineup an hour ago!
Friend 2: God, you are such an advice slut.
advice slut by aciduniform December 12, 2015
Unsolicited advice
Person: you should let your hair grow out it’ll make you more attractive.
Me: I don’t need your unsolicited advice.
Me: I don’t need your unsolicited advice.
Unsolicited advice by RealBitch12341234 May 31, 2018
aaditee
A pretty bad-ass crazy lady who's incredibly smart, warm, kind, and beautiful. If she's your classmate, you know she works harder than anyone else. If she's your friend, you know you always got someone there for you. And if she's your girlfriend, you know she's a keeper.