asleep

1. To be in a state of sleep. Sleep being the unconsious state our body is in while it replenishes energy.

Dude? Are you asleep?

by supercubedude October 22, 2004

asleep

The most vulnerable state in which you will ever observe the vast majority of people. When we are asleep is the only time we will ever truly bare the soul. Also, aside from daydreams, it is the only state in which we can experience dreams, and, as such, is a viable source of insight and advice on our lives, if we can interpret it.

'You look so calm when you're asleep.'

'She's prettier when she's asleep. She doesn't look so troubled.'

by tabikatt April 5, 2008

asleep

To place a fool to sleep with brute force; To disrupt someone's balance while intoxicated; To disrespect someone to a severe level.

I told those fools to go asleep.

Go asleep, ho.

If you tired, be quiet and go asleep.

by Bark at these fools July 6, 2008

asleep

The most vulnerable state in which you will ever observe the vast majority of people. When we are asleep is the only time we will ever truly bare the soul. Also, aside from daydreams, it is the only state in which we can experience dreams, and, as such, is a viable source of insight and advice on our lives, if we can interpret it.

'You look so calm when you're asleep.'

'She's prettier when she's asleep. She doesn't look so troubled.'

by tabikatt April 6, 2008

asleep style

A sex position, but also a sex CONCEPT. The idea is that you ask the lady until you're good and sleeping and then to get it on with you real careful like.

'I had Tina try asleep style on me.'

'did it work?'

'Who knows man. who knows.'

by neilmobile February 12, 2006

asleep at the keys

To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.

The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.

At 1:34 AM:

Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"

At 7:51 AM:

Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"

by DrJonas February 15, 2010

asleep at the switch

Neglectful of an important task or responsibility

That punk is always be asleep at the switch.

by The Return of Light Joker September 22, 2009