A.S.T.C. 

Stands for "All Sluts Take Cock". An acronym for remembering the trignometric circle.

Billy: Sir, I don't remember which quadrants cosine is positive in.
Teacher: Remember A.S.T.C. - All Sluts Take Cock?
Billy: Ohh yeahhhh, quadrants 1 & 4!

A.S.T.C. by Combi May 3, 2008

A.S.T.C. 

All Students Take Calculus!! Duh! What were you thinking?

It also stands for All, Sine, Tangent, and Cosine. But All Students Take Calculus works as a great mnemonic device.

Teacher: Any ideas for mnemonic devices to remember A.S.T.C?
**Class stares blankly
Teacher: Well, the way I learned it was All Students Take Calculus. There is also this really nasty one that I can't tell you. And if you figure it out and said it aloud I will give you a detention!!

Student A: Tell us please!!!!!
Teacher: No, I don't want to lose my job.

**10 minutes passes
**Student B turns to Student A with a calculator and a little piece of paper in it. Student A Opens this piece of paper and it reads:
"A.S.T.C. - All Sluts Take Cock - I dunno if this is right but I tried"

**Student A Breaks out into laughter and falls out of her chair.

A.S.T.C. by Jack and Diane March 14, 2017

A.S.T.C 

After Sex Throw Condom
Mnemonic device to remember which quadrants give positive values for trigonometric ratios.

Going anticlockwise from 1st, All Sine Tan Cos corresponds to quadrants 1,2,3 and 4 where each one is positive.

How do I remember where they are positive?
Just remember A.S.T.C - After Sex Throw Condom and you'll benefit twice.

A.S.T.C by redblackkeychain February 8, 2024

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

B.A.S.T.A.R.D. 

Acronym: Byproduct of Another Stupid Teenager Against Rubberized Dicks.

She gave birth to a b.a.s.t.a.r.d. because she is against condoms.

B.A.S.T.A.R.D. by Who I am October 23, 2007

F.A.S.T. 

Fucking ask someone twat!

Origin: Hat Films

popular acronym with the three chaps.

Geoff: Hey guys, you know where I can get some booze?
Derell: F.A.S.T. nigga.
Geoff: What?
Derell: Fucking ask someone twat!

F.A.S.T. by Anonymous Haater October 12, 2013

F/A/S/T 

Used in certain "Right Leaning" political groups online. Deceptively not an acronym, the meaning literally is to go faster because one wishes to accelerate to the inevitable "Collapse". After which comes the rebuilding of the traditional structures of society (but with technology and spirituality/magic perfectly integrated).

Then to call anything F/A/S/T means it has any of these concept implicit in it. I.e. a picture of a knight/samurai but holding a machine gun. Or really anything with an archeofuturist aesthetic.

Bruh did you read the manifesto of the recent school shooter? It was F/A/S/T as F*ck!

F/A/S/T by Captainwillies December 16, 2019