A Susan 

A Susan is a member of the younger generation who is selfish, annoying, and all-around a terrible person. They are a Karen in training. Avoid Susans. They will one day rule PTAs and HOAs. The terror.

"God. Myat is such a Susan. They demanded a refund, but wouldn't return the package!"

"God, I know. Myat is the worst. A total Susan."

A Susan by Genderqueerwitchbitch September 11, 2020

A Susan 

A Susan is a person who is solid, secure in themselves, loyal, and true. You can count on a Susan in times of trouble. They are wise for their years, the ultimate old soul. A Susan sees the best in others and will not hold a grudge because they know that every person experiences their own form of suffering. As such, a Susan is known for being compassionate and helping others.

Origins of the word "Susan": From Persian susan meaning "lily flower", from Egyptian sšn and Coptic shoshen meaning "lotus flower", from Hebrew Shoshana meaning "lily".. The lily and the lotus are regarded in many different cultures, especially in eastern religions, as a symbol of purity, enlightenment, self-regeneration and rebirth.

Notable Susans: Susan L. Taylor, groundbreaking black writer and editor; Susan Stryker, founder of transgender studies initiative at University of Arizona; Susan Solomon, atmospheric chemist NOAA; Susan Golandam Taherkhani, influential Iranian singer.

Perry is such a susan! They give the best advice.
Thanks for being such a susan, I know I can always count on you.
I can wait for you to meet Ana and Eli--they are total susans, you'll love them.

A Susan by theurbanwitch July 7, 2021

A susan 

When you've drastically underestimated the number of story points on a story.

That story was a susan... I spent 40 hours on a 3 pointer...

A susan by JBotics November 6, 2023

A Susan... 

A 5 Point Story that should actually have been 20 points

That Story should've really been a Susan...

A Susan... by JBotics November 3, 2023

A "Susan" 

A Susan is a person who is like a Karen BUT WORSE

Your being such a "Susan" rn

A "Susan" by altmose April 17, 2025

a Susan Boyle 

n. an underdog;

to pull a *, v. to do something miraculous; to wow or amaze a skeptical audience; to achieve success beyond initial belief or against the odds

She always surprises us. She's a real Susan Boyle.

She totally pulled a Susan Boyle when she got a 1600 on her SAT.

"Did you see that girl on Top Model last night?" "Yeah, she was a total Susan Boyle!"

a Susan Boyle by creepingcthulhu April 17, 2009

A Susan Jones 

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort

Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home

A Susan Jones by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022