A Golden Ticket 

Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory

Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!

A Golden Ticket by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

A Golden Ticket 

When you take a shit and discover that you do not have to wipe. Pretty much the best feeling ever especially when there is no paper.

Dude I was out of toilet paper but I had a golden ticket so I got out lucky.

A Golden Ticket by mr jew da man November 3, 2010

A Golden Ticket 

When a female gets with a male that uses (Trojan) 'Magnums'. She receives "A Golden Ticket". Magnums are wrapped in a golden wrapper.

Shelly: "How was your date with Doug?"
Natalia: "It was awesome, I got a golden ticket!"
Shelly: "You lucky Bitch!"

A Golden Ticket by Bluemelody84 May 21, 2008

Chasing a Golden Ticket

Refers to a friend that has not gotten laid in sometime, so that when he/she does get an opportunity they will abandon you in your current state to chase after the chance to get get laid even if it isnt 100% certain

Why did Joe just leave?

Hes off chasing a golden ticket.

He's what?

His wife might put out tonight.

Chasing a Golden Ticket by Luddy Luddinson July 28, 2011