a douche hound Share definition Flag A guy who will have sex with the most disgusting girl in the room (the girl most likely is so dirty she needs a good douching) "Man look at mike hes such a douche hound" ..disgusting a douche hound by Nick February 19, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the a douche hound mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch