A Darcy 

An Insane hyperactive messed up sex pest who frequently make's you question all your values in life. Not only is a Darcy perverted, it also involves losing all naievty in the sick twisted "inception" like mind games it plays. A Darcy will often suprise you with their charm, but don't be fooled by this, or you will get straddled!

"Those aren't mints in her pocket! What a Darcy!"
"I want something wetter than water!" = what a Darcy Comment.

A Darcy by Ali.G November 22, 2011

A Darcy 

A man who actively lives the lifestyle of a cuckold and gimp, yet has absolutely no clue what those terms mean. Fully participates in the kink, but describes everything in the most innocent, roundabout way possible. Thinks a safe word is just a "silly inside joke" and calls his ball gag his "sleepy-time pacifier."

Big fan of motel rooms.

Favourite cuck chair is the executive with a hand cream dispenser.

A Darcy - "Yeah, he lets his missus peg him while her boyfriend watches — total Darcy. He just calls it ‘Thursday Night Ritual.’"

A Darcy by The Big F_ May 8, 2025

pulling a darcy 

when people dont show up to an organised event sometimes offering false hopes of ever showing..

hey did stan show up last night?nah dude,ha he pulled a darcy! hahaha classic he always is pulling a darcy

pulling a darcy by Grifasaurus February 3, 2013

Choke a darky 

The act of defecation.

"I'll be right back, I gotta choke a darky"

Choke a darky by Semple October 10, 2005

pulled a darryl 

to blow it in a big way or to make an obviously avoidable mistake
(originating from the Bob Newhart Show, "Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.")

"Les, your post-drinking, late night snack encounter broke our toaster, you just pulled a darryl!"

pulled a darryl by Dom & Sarah April 28, 2008

pulling a darby 

when you talk to someone and you are texting or writing or saying something really really intense and long and all they have to say is K, kay, oh, hmm..., well,yup, okay. Especially when something is happening and your expressing feelings of sadness or anger and all they have to say is that sucks. also on occasion they start a conversation and then 5 mintues in they are either really annoyed or dont text back or dont give a reason, they started the conversation...wtf. and someone who doesnt even bother to spell the whole word okay out.

a MASTER of less than four letter words

1)person: omg my boyfriend just dumped me over my freaking best friend and their going out now.??!!?!!
guy pulling a darby: oh that sucks.
person: ive known you for 4 years and thats all you have to say.?
guy pulling a darby: yup.

2) person: Icant believe that you told them that.. like what was that for. cant you at least say sorry or something..

guy pulling a darby: okay.

person: you dont understand you ruined my life
guy pulling a darby: k
person: are you listening to me?
guy pulling a darby: kay.

pulling a darby by ILOVE YOUR FACEEE January 24, 2011

Strangling a Darky

taking a huge shit.

Tom: "Why were you taking to long in the bathrooms?"
John: "Strangling a Darky sorry!"

Strangling a Darky by KathrynPedo December 25, 2011