A Smoo

A Smoo is a bad boyfriend. A urban slang for Smuck. A "Smoo" lets his girlfriend pick up the bar/restaurant tab. He doesnt cook or clean. Sits on the computer all day ignoring his girlfriend. Keeps the toilet seat up. And promises to dishes and never does. That's a definition of "A Smoo"!

Hey Sarah, Tom is such A Smoo. He never cooks or cleans. He is always home doesn't work. I should have never married A Smoo.

by Igotwords123 September 5, 2020

she a smoochie

What being a smoochie means is being a hoe, thot, slut or anything of the sort. You would be called a smoochie

She a smoochie bro, she was going round all of nyc.

by Isa-kun December 2, 2021

A Smooth Saddle

A Smooth Saddle- When a girl doesn't have a vagina. she has nothing, it's like a "smooth saddle." therefore; she is a smooth saddle. From the TV Show, The League.

It didn’t happen to me, but in high school, we definitely convinced a guy that his girlfriend was a smooth saddle. This went on for months. Then he finally got in her pants and came back saying, “You know, I think she is a smooth saddle.” And we were like, “Uh huh! We told you!” Then it was, like, another few weeks when he was talking to a teacher about it, and they were like, “What are you talking about?!” It was one of the greatest moments of my life.

by hmclark19 May 11, 2014

butt fucked in a smoothie truck

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016

blend a smoothie

Tossing a Jamba Juice employee's salad; tossing a salad

Justin wanted to blend a smoothie after Alisa blew him.

by Yeeesssss February 15, 2010

sneakin a smooth peek

this defines an action performed by a man who constantly checks out his newly shaved arms and or legs in different positions, mostly flexing, while carrying on a conversation with others and trying to be discreet about it.

Did you see Drew talkin' to Mandy last night?
Yeah, she said she couldn't stop laughin cause he was sneakin a smooth peek the whole time.
What a douche!

by freewonderman August 26, 2009

Bust a Smooth

To have a quick smoke.

"After recess, let's go 'Bust a Smooth' before we head back to class."

by AmPed September 16, 2005