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A Sarah Palin 

A pathetic attempt to elaborate on a faux pas by fabricating even more untruths rather than admitting to your blunder.

(Re: Palin's account that Paul Revere was ringing bells to warn the British, and the efforts following to validate her erroneous account of events).
My teenager wouldn't get up this morning, insisting that there was no school, and when I referenced the school calendar, he pulled A Sarah Palin by explaining that in 2012 it'll be a Saturday, and technically there is no school, uh, in the future, on this day, and that the school bells didn't ring yesterday so he knew they were going on and jumping ahead to the 2012 calendar...ah, since there were not that many seniors this year anyway. In fact, he didn't need to go to school at all. Anymore. Because of no bells.
A Sarah Palin by easilyamusedinVT November 30, 2011
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pulling a Sarah Palin 

to suddenly leave office for undisclosed reasons during the final term of governorship.
don't tell me you're pulling a sarah palin on me in the middle of our Madden game match!

A Night with Sarah Palin 

Function: noun
1: a discussion with one or more people who have little to no experience with or education about the topic.
2: a date that involves (a) sexual role playing as a hunter and moose, (b) sexual role playing as a moose and lumberjack's daughter, or (c) having intercourse with a moose while role playing as a snowmobile champion and vice president.
3: Canada's History without the maple syrup or Stanley Cup. Usually a complicated variation of 2(c).
4: an evening with former Alaska governor Sarah Palin.
I just got out of a meeting with Sarah Palin.

We had drinks at O'Brian's then went to her house; it was almost a night with Sarah Palin but I left out the bathroom window.

I'd hate for this to turn into a night with Sarah Palin.

I never had a night with Sarah Palin before, but he really liked the moose.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026