A Russian Tebow 

A mixed drink that contains Vladimir Vodka and any flavor of gatorade. Orange is suggested

Adam- Yo man what are you drinking?
Jake- Its a Russian Tebow
Adam- Thats disgusting
Jake- Thank you

A Russian Tebow by Leiby02 September 12, 2010

A Russian retreat 

As you pull out you have to light her pubes on fire

i pulled a russian retreat

A Russian retreat by dat clever boi February 1, 2018

A Russian Peter 

Noun A person who constantly crusades with apathy and uses syntax and honeycombs in order to achieve a more ultimate and better understanding of international relations to further his clandestine global conquests that involve the capture of dinosaur stencils for the purpose of assisting in the creation of a better race that will eventually become the next step in the evolution of humanity that plan to bring a new era in the history of the universe that will change everything.

Person 1: He certainly seems to have a lot of ambition
Person 2: Yeah but lets hope he isn't some Russian Peter!

A Russian Peter by Jarba June 4, 2005

A Russian Peter 

Noun.) A person who constantly crusades with apathy and uses syntax and honeycombs in order to achieve a more ultimate and better understanding of international relations to further his clandestine global conquests that involve the capture of dinosaur stencils for the purpose of assisting in the creation of a better race that will eventually become the next step in the evolution of humanity that plan to bring a new era in the history of the universe that will change everything.

Person 1: He certainly seems to have a lot of ambition
Person 2: Yeah but lets hope he isn't some Russian Peter!

A Russian Peter by Jarba June 4, 2005

A Russian Piping

To have a pipe shoved up the asshole with little to no lubricant

Did you hear they did a Russian Piping to Vlad yesterday?

A Russian Piping by Meutar October 22, 2025

A Russian Gamer

A digital Cossack in a sacred Adidas tracksuit, specializes in brutally hard games as a form of patriotic suffering, communicates solely through strategic screams and a sudden deadly silence

The Saint Petersburg variant is a melancholic intellectual, achieves the same lethal results but does so while philosophically despairing over the architecture in Escape from Tarkov

Ultimately just wants to be left alone to grow potatoes in Minecraft

1: You've been quiet all game, everything okay?
2: I am preparing to babushka you.
1: ???
2: "To babushka" – to surprise an enemy with a perfectly cooked potato grenade while wearing a headscarf. It's a pro Escape from Tarkov strat.
1: Oh. So you're not actually—
2: No. I am just fulfilling my destiny as A Russian Gamer. Now go sit in corner and think about your poor life choices. Cyka.

A Russian Gamer by Czeszka January 6, 2026

Crying Like a Russian Gymnast

When one is repeatedly moved to tears after failing at an accomplishment they've worked tirelessly towards.

First noticed during the 2012 London Olympics when the Women's Russian Gymnastics team were often shown crying after one anothers less than stellar performances.

While completely understandable, it can become a bit ridiculous at a point.

Andy: Dude, why is Whitney wailing in her cubicle?

Shawn: Oh, the boss' son got the promotion that she thought was hers. So now she's crying like a Russian gymnast.

Crying Like a Russian Gymnast by propelunam August 7, 2012