Doing A Nathan is getting drunk wayyyy to easily and sitting with head in hands! BUT every 10 mims or so jumping up and dancing like a salford gangstaaaa!!!
A Nathan is a hypocritical Christian guy, who pretends to be holier than thou, super judgmental, and thinks he’s Gods gift to the green earth. He may even venture to assume he is perfect and has no flaws, but in reality is the scum of the earth, emotionally manipulates women, has no self awareness and is a scared anxious child.
I went on a date with a Nathan the other day, he literally told me, “now I know it’s hard not to, but I don’t want you to think I’m perfect or anything.”
A Nathan Collins is the act of cumming as a girl breathes in your direction, from as close as a mile away.
It can also be used as the name for someone this happens to.
"Holy fuck dude, I messed up in maths, Jennifer glanced at me and I came all down my leg, I'm such a Nathan Collins."
"Man, I really pulled a Nathan Collins this morning, a girl was sat behind me in class, as she breathed on me, I projectile came right through my trousers, onto my desk."
Being a fat sack of shit. Surprisingly hangs out with cool kids cause they take pity on him. Copies from famous youtubers. Copies other people's catchphrases. Waddles like a penguin. Gets mad when called Pepe. No friends whatsoever. And takes pics of hot girls and calls them his girlfriend
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.