A Glen

A Glen is someone who lacks the masculinity of an alpha male. They are unconfrontational and are unable to assert male dominance.

You're such a Glen, just go ask her out already!

by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020

A glen

Someone who won’t let you publish a Pimblett

A Glen won’t let me publish a Pimblett

by Richmond_Rules March 17, 2022

A Glen Moment

This refers to something that an individual (Usually A Glen) would deem widely accepted or cool to show off, but in reality it just makes them look like a fucking idiot.

That was such a glen moment...

by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020

A Glen Waverley

The act of a male performing fellatio on another male in a public setting (example front bar of a pub)

Nate went one a bender and give Tim A Glen Waverley at the front bar of the Kingston. He washed down the salty surprise with a Golden Resch.

by Swaffelkoning August 27, 2022

Pulling A Glen Youngkin

A term used to describe when one sucks the fart out of someone else's ass-- as Glen Youngkin is known to do from time to time.

Woah, look at that! That guy is pulling a Glen Youngkin on Susan's ass!

by themoonstones February 4, 2022

pulling a glen

When someone is so excited/surprised that their eyes/eye pops out of their head.

On Christmas morning my kids were pulling a Glen when they saw a puppy under the tree.

by Twenty Paphonies January 19, 2017

Doing a Glen

Not being able to find the right hole when finally getting to go all the way with a girl.

Thus spoiling the mood.

And making yourself a laughing stock when it gets out.

"So I took Jason back to mine, I thought I'd finally give him what he was after."

"Yeah? How'd it go?"

"He ended up doing a Glen. I was so embarrassed for him"

"God you poor thing. Glen was shit!"

by Scott666 October 17, 2008