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Basic was OK, but A.I.T. sucked.
A.I.T. by Kata the ... October 4, 2008

A.I.T.P. 

Aasian
In
The
Pants

can also be changed to N.I.T.P. ( n*gga in the pants )
girl: can i see it?
boy: see what?
girl: your thang!
boy: oo yeah but you gotta pull it out.
girl: okay...zipp...
girl: get the fuck out of my house u A.I.T.P. mother f*cker
A.I.T.P. by aundray williams January 20, 2009

A.I.T.L. 

An acronym for "Acknowledged Industry Thought Leader," referring to an authoritative figure in a specified industry, field or subject (e.g., mobile analytics, hip-hop music, geopolitical development, etc.) whose remarks on said field's subject matter have objectively substantial impact on the development of same.
"Jobs, Dell, Weinberg, Gandhi, Obama, West -- these men are or were A.I.T.L.'s in their respective worlds, modifying and improving mankind's understanding of why we think the way we think about computer design, mobile analytic sciences, peace, politics, and music in the 20th Century and beyond."
A.I.T.L. by Yonesquire February 7, 2014

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

C.A.I.T.L.I.N. 

acronym, not a name

Continuously
Annoying
Intelligence
'Til

Intervention
Needed

I.e. a Code C.A.I.T.L.I.N.
A: Why are they behaving so erratically?
B: Their handler is on vacation & they're unsupervised
A: Code C.A.I.T.L.I.N. again?
B: Looks like it

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M 

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with