on a snake in the sea

1. Lost or hopeless, with no sense of direction.

2. Stuck or abandoned.

Toby is on a snake in the sea when it comes to ordering poké bowls for lunch. He'll stand in line for hours trying to make up his mind.

by juiceco January 12, 2017

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Nicaraguan Brown Snake

Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.

I dropped a Nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. We fixed both our problems.

by NbsJesse August 13, 2017

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wolfy snaked

Extremely hungover, feeling a lot of pain

Why did I have those last 5 drinks last night, I'm wolfy snaked

by Richard Nutz September 24, 2014

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snake friday

getting screwed over at work, typically on a friday, by means of extra/unneccessary work. and not getting paid overtime

hey man, weren't you supposed to leave a few hours ago?

yeah bro, but you know its another snake friday

by frankturner March 9, 2010

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Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.

Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.

by Layingsnakeismygame April 9, 2022

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