pussy muffs

When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.

Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.

by Johnny Burk March 11, 2018

Muff-Bluff

When a girl fakes an orgasm, she is bluffing her muff muff.

Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"

by MysticalSoleil July 1, 2014

snuff muff

Snuffing somebody's muff means to go down on someBody

I can't wait to snuff muff :)

by Caitzzzz November 19, 2015

Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina

"Watch out! Don't stop in that puddle of muff".

by Sweet Lucy November 10, 2022

Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina.

"Watch out! Don't step in that puddle of muff".

by Sweet Lucy November 10, 2022

Munchin' like a muff

To munch like a motherfucker after smoking weed.

I was smoking a joint and watching John Wick, but then I started munchin' like a muff.

by ScarDog June 5, 2020

Muff Cruncher

when one refers to you as Muff Cruncher, you're being referred to as a disgusting lesbian.

you are one dirty muff cruncher

by queuesdechat April 12, 2022