"He got Von Kaiser'd!"
by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 13, 2022
A legend about an Eastern European criminal who was once stuck between a rock and a hard place and he killed his wife and two children just to show his opponents that he meant business. Ever since then other criminals tell the story to their kids at night - rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!
by Boyan September 11, 2006
Person or person whom for no known reason decide to furnish their houses entirely of junk from Ikea.
Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa.
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch
by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006
When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.
Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?
No he said dell samsung did it.
Oh you mean your computer and your printer?
Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.
No he said dell samsung did it.
Oh you mean your computer and your printer?
Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.
by jaken February 26, 2012
One of the greatest bands around, singers of one of the greatest songs of all time and quite possibly the greatest thing to come out of leeds since....well, the only remotely good thing to come out of leeds
by Tom (KC loyalist) July 12, 2006
GO AWAY LOGAN KAISER U HAVE SMALL DICK AND DATE AN EMILY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLLOLOSLOLOLOL lolololrorloylololololololOlolololololoLoloLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLPOOPooPOOPooPOOPooPOOpoopOoPOOPOOPPoPoPOPOPoOPoPoPoPoPopOPoPoPOPoPopOPopoPOpOPOpOpPOLOLOLLOlOlOLOLOlOlOlOlOlOlolOlOlOLoLoLOL😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 BET YA DIDN'T GET THIS FAR BEFORE YOU GOT ANNOYED.
by BOBTHEBUILDER628 March 7, 2019
Fan 1: CHRISTOPHER DREW IS S0O0O0O0O QT OHEMGEEEE!!!111!!1!1!!!
Fan 2: HOLY FUCK LOOK ITS HAYDEN KAISER! HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THOSE EYES.
Fan 1: Um who is he?
Fan 2: -_-
Fan 2: HOLY FUCK LOOK ITS HAYDEN KAISER! HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THOSE EYES.
Fan 1: Um who is he?
Fan 2: -_-
by HAYDENISMYLOVER September 29, 2011